What do a nigger and a bicycle have in common?
I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A near by cop patiently waits and watches as the man fumbles in his pockets and drops his keys. The #man proceeds to spend 5 minutes trying to unlock the door, another 10 turning on and off the headlights, a few more turning the #window wipers on and off....
How did the hipster drown?