Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, “So where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland.” “Me too! I’ll drink to that.” They both finish their...
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
This Year’s IPL 2015 Runners up – 10 crores Winners – 15 crores Yuvraj Singh – 16 crores Ey toh pehle hi jeet gaya tongue.png
Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind , always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly having a killer instinct!!! So do you think you are eligible???