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A man stumbles out of the bar…

A near by cop patiently waits and watches as the man fumbles in his pockets and drops his keys. The #man proceeds to spend 5 minutes trying to unlock the door, another 10 turning on and off the headlights, a few more turning the #window wipers on and off. About an hour passes and the lot empties. When the man is the last car, he starts the engine and starts down the road.

The officer pulls him over and to his surprise the man is completely sober. The officer asks “What the hell were you doing then?”

To this the man replies, "Oh well, I was the designated distraction".
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