I call my weed the Quran….
Up & Coming Jokes
Here are the three unwritten rules of life:
avenue q comes to bend
A new spin on an old joke.
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”